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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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